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- WWJD…. WTC LOLZ
I only read the title but i think this guy says jesus did WTC. lolz
Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:12:39 +0000
- The worlds worst idea
Lego fun snacks
Kellogs has released a new snack, lego fun snacks! there shaped like legos, cept you eat em’ a great idea for kids! next step: choke to death on real legos!
from: kellogs.com
Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:51:14 +0000
- double teamed: video tuesday: The master himself R.I.P
George Carlin
5/12/1937 - 6/22/2008
R.I.P.
A rant about how much i miss George after the break.
I miss George, I rember staying up late high off my ass and laughing to his rants. I miss his flair, his never ending rants on what is right, and who is wrong. I miss his jokes, the crude ones and [...]
Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:14:29 +0000
- Video Tuesday: The Bible
Ricky Gervais explains the bible
Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:35:48 +0000
- Lady kidnaped and forced to do what god made her for
Make me a sandwich!
An Italian woman was kidnapped and forced to wash dishes and iron clothes according to police. Her 43 year old boyfriend pulled her out of a bar and forced her into his car, where she proceeded to do household chores. The only question is, why didn’t us men think of this [...]
Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:46:13 +0000
- Kid steals tractor to buy cigarettes
dumbass.
Ryan Gorman was drunk, so he decided to take an unattended tractor up the road to buy cigarettes according to police. The value of the tractor is 40,000 pounds. He was sentenced to 14 weeks behind bars and banned from driving for 3 years.
from: lep.co.uk
Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:36:57 +0000
- two for the price of one
Hitman spends most of his time with hookers
A hitman offered to off two peole for the price of one, ended up mostly have sex with hookers and spending all the money according to WSB radio. Then he made the witness “pinky swear” not to tell anyone. A true genius no lawyer in the world can [...]
Sat, 21 Jun 2008 23:41:45 +0000
- C-thug gets stabed, 44 year old woman to blame
C-thugizze iz stabdizzle
Some really cool guys were arguing over the name “c-thug” so a 44 year old woman stabbed one of them. Serves them right, everyone knows my nickname is c-thug!
From: kansas.com
Sat, 21 Jun 2008 16:29:17 +0000
- Eww Zealand
This is a 1984 Dawn maddam, care to smell the nozzle?
A café in New Zealand was ordered to pay over 1500 dollars in damages for serving dish soap as wine. The patron spat out the drink when she noticed a stinging sensation on her lips and mouth. (Didn’t the fact that it tasted like [...]
Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:17:01 +0000
- 5th severed foot found in British Columbia
Some kinda evil’s a-foot
British Columbia is just a wash with feet. 5 feet have washed up on the shore in a little less than a year. Personally I think there is a serial killer with a foot fetish hanging around, did you swap those toes for semen mr.csi? I would have.
From: seattletimes.com
Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:09:47 +0000
- Dead Mayor voted in
Romania? more like Gaymania!
A small village in Romania re-elected a dead man in Sunday’s election. “I know he died, but I don’t want change,” said one villager. Romania this is why you aren’t allowed in the EU.
From: reuters.com
Update: youtube video of a Russian newscast describing this found, after the break
Russian Newscaster talks about the [...]
Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:58:16 +0000
- Man destroys entire apartment building to kill ants
It seems he had ants in his pants.
Lublin, Poland is know for its majestic vista’s, friendly town folk, and an idiot who leveled an apartment complex with insecticide.Marcin Bartosz poured gallons of the highly flammable chemical down a ventilation shaft and when it appeared to be ineffective he tossed in a burning towel after it. [...]
Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:48:14 +0000
- Video Tuesday: Indians!
We are indians! cant you see? look at all these tepees!
Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:36:19 +0000
- Man warned to “stop fighting” or lose job before nail gun attack
Nail gun? more like Nail Fun!
Jacob L. Bertrand is jailed on $25,000 bond after he attacked another Grand Junction man with a nail gun 20 to 30 times. Reports indicate that his boss threatened to fire both of them if the continued to fight.
From: rocky mountain news
Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:17:53 +0000
- The luckiest 14 year old in school
Teen boys have night of there lives
In bucks county Pennsylvania there is a few boys who are smileing, it turns out there was a wild sex party at this sleepover and they were all invited. I wish that happened when I was 14.
from: philly.com
Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:06:11 +0000
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