Father Christmas: What would you like for Christmas young lady?
Niece Ellen: A plastic box and a cheese sandwich
Perplexed grandmother: Why do you keep weeing on the floor
Small child: To make mummy angry
Parent: What would you like to get your cousin for Christmas
Small Child: Can we wrap my little brother up and give him?
In an early post, I'd talked about the Gowers Review that was considering extending the copyright term for recorded artists to over 50 years. He chosen not to do that and the BPI are not happy about it. The extended link has their press release about the matter.
Make your own news, or rather, report your own news. Making up the news would of course be a terrible thing and it doesn't happen. Ask any journalist.
Well I got to see London to Brighton yesterday. It drowns you in unpleasantness. It was even bleaker than a David Davis speech. You must see it.
Tony Lloyd has just defeated Ann Clwyd in the election for Chair of the Parliamentary Labour Party. The result was Lloyd 169, Clwyd 156 with one spoilt paper.
If ever there was a story that shows how a globalised economy needs regulating, it is the Young's prawns saga. Here is a company that collect prawns in Scottish waters. They have decided that to remain economically lean they will ship the prawns to Thailand for peeling and then ship them back for sale in the UK market. This will devastate a Scottish coastal village and must significantly increase carbon emissions. It's hardly a model of sustainability is it?
So how do you ensure a company like Youngs do the right thing? It is a great challenge for us all and I haven't got all the answers. One thing is for sure though. If we are to stop this sort of nonsense, we have to strengthen international institutions not weaken them.
They're only building a flippin' moon base. How cool is that?
I'm really looking forward to seeing London to Brighon this week. From all the reviews, Paul Williams and Christopher Ross (inspired by Ben Moulden) are going to make a massive difference to the British film industry. They've had to struggle to make this film for a staggering £80k. I hope it was worth it for them. I'll tell you what the film is like when I've seen it but just to support up an coming British talent, I think you should see it too. The first week box office takings are life or death to a film.
Following on from the News of the World article, I'm going to investigate this issue further. What do you think though?
The News of the World carries a great piece of investigative journalism in the current issue. They used the Freedom of Information Act to draw up a list of the councils who derive an income from phone masts. My own council, Sandwell, generates £119,000 a year from mobile companies. This appears to be the highest in the region, although Birmingham did not disclose the figures. They should, it's in the public interest.
Though Sandwell raised the most income, at least they did not license masts on school building like Staffordshire County Council.
This is a really intelligent use of the Freedom of Information Act that I am sure will have an impact on future policy decisions of local councils.
A really interesting analysis at Omar's blog. He poses the question whether Jon Cruddas could be the new Howard Dean?. Dean, says Omar, pursued a 50-state strategy and revitatlised grass roots campaigning amongst the Democrats.
Omar also makes the Joe Trippi comparison because Jon does not personally blog on his own site. He's obviously obeying the rule that you should never let the candidate write anything. A bit too late for me I think ;0)
The Conservatives say that they are writing to the Commons authorities to clarify whether holding fundraising dinners in the private dining rooms of the House is banned under parliamentary rules. This response to the Sunday Times is at best disingenuous - the rules are crystal clear that you can't use parliament's dining rooms to make money. The Tories have been caught out and are in trouble on this. I was surprised that it wasn't the splash in the Sunday Times.
22 ways to increase your brain power. Strangely, the one about getting elected to parliament appears to be missing.
1. Small children are adept at unscrewing the lids from mascara to create sofa art.
2. Unleaded petrol is not very good at propelling diesel engined cars.
3. I have a constituent who has been kidnapped by aliens and taken to a secret location under the Five Ways in Birmingham
All in all, it has been an eventful 24 hours.
Chinese military weaponry for kids