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- True Love (too good)
A guy had a cancer and had only 1 month to live.
He liked a girl working in a CD shop very much,but
he did not tell her about his love.
Every day he used 2 go to the CD shop & buy a
CD 2 talk to her.After one month he died.
When the girl went & asked about him,
his mother told he died n took her 2 his room
and she saw all the cd's unopened... & the girl cried.
U know why?
she had kept her love letter inside the CD...
SO DONT HIDE ANY THING FROM UR BELOVED ONES.......
There was a blind girl who used 2 hate every one exept
her boy friend.she always used to say that i'll marry u
if i could see you.
Suddenly 1 day some one donated eyes 2 that girl.
When she saw her boyfriend ,she was shocked to that
he was also blind.Her boy friend ansked "WILL U MARRY ME
NOW"? she simply refused.Her boy friend smiled and went
away saying,"just take care of my eyes...."
thats what LOVE is........
A guy and his girl friend where speeding
at 100 kmph.
GIRL:slow down its too scray...
BOY:no its fun.and asked her to hug him tight and tells
her that the helmet is heavy on my head take it and
were it on....
The next day its seen in the newspapers that a bike
crashed into the building and out of that only the girl
survived. the truth is that the guy realised that the
breaks failed but he dont want her 2 know.
he felt her love by getting her hug the last time........
One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her.
the gal gave him a challenge to live a day with out her,
only them she will marry him. no communication was there
for 24hours.
the boy dont know that the gal has only 24 hours life
left.becoz she was ill. after 24 hrs the boy went to the gals
house holding a ring. he was shocked to know that she was dead.
she left a letter for him saying," U DID IT AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME.DO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVE... MISS YOU....!"
Two butterflies love each other....one day they
where playing hide n seek at nite. girl butterfly
says " A small game between us". she says "who
sits on this flower earlier in the mrg tomorrow,
that one loves the other most". then the boy
butterfly says 'OK'. next mrg she was waiting frm 4'o
clock.the flower opened... she found the boy
butterfly dead inside it, because he stayed there
the previous nite itself.
thats what true love.
LOVE IS LIFE, dont miss it.......
Guy was in love with a girl who loved him more than her life....but
he already had a galfriend and didnt know how to break her heart bcoz he really wanted to b with the girl he loved so he asked her on the phone on nite...."will u wait for me?"....she answered "as along as my heart keeps beating.....i'll wait for u"....
The next day,he went to her school hoping to see her..... and he didn't so began worrying so he called her home...her mother answered ...."sorry she died this mrg"...he was shocked....
so if u love some one tell thm now!!!...bcoz 2morrow may never come and remember ....let your love b like wind....strong enough to move the clouds..............
Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.
But the boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don't
u feel sad?
The boy replied "I lost the one who never
loved me, but she lost the one who
really loved her.".......
Thu, 20 Sep 2007 14:35:00 +0000
- Funny Quotes
I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life.
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The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:55:00 +0000
- Best Moments in Life
* To fall in love.
* To laugh until it hurts your stomach.
* To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.
* To go for a vacation at some pretty place.
* To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
* To go to bed and listen to the rain outside.
* To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm.
* To clear your last exam.
* To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to.
* A good conversation with a sweet person.
* To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year .
* To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces.
* Calls at midnight that last for hours.
* To laugh without a reason.
* To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.
* To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of
hours.
* To hear a song that makes you remember a special person.
* To be part of a team.
* To watch the sunset from the hill top.
* To make new friends.
* To feel butterflies! in the stomach every time when you see that person.
* To pass time with your best friends.
* To see people that you like, feeling happy.
* To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume.
* See an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.
* To take an evening walk along the beach.
* To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.
* To laugh .......laugh........and laugh ...... remembering stupid things done with stupid friends.
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:54:00 +0000
- One Liners
I say no to drugs they just don't listen.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
Born free taxed to death.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
The hardest part of skating is the ice.
My phone number is 17. We got one of the early ones.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Someday is not a day of the week.
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:53:00 +0000
- Cute Animals
Kittens
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Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:52:00 +0000
- Amazing Facts 1
Some amazing facts.....
-A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.
-A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't.
-A rat can last longer without water than a camel can.
-About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.
-A typical bed usually houses over 6 billion dust mites.
-A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.
-A zebra is white with black stripes.
-The hippopotamus gives birth under water and nurses its young in the river as well, though the young hippos do come up periodically for air.
-A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime
-The world's largest mammal, the blue whale, weighs 50 tons at birth. Fully grown, it weighs as much as 150 tons.
-The world's largest rodent is the Capybara. An Amazon water hog that looks like a guinea pig, it can weigh more than 100 pounds.
-The world's smallest mammal is the bumblebee bat of Thailand, weighing less than a penny.
-While sleeping, one man in eight snores, and one in ten grinds his teeth.
-A cat uses whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through. The whiskers act as antennae, helping the animal to judge the precise width of any passage.
-A cat will clean itself with paw and tongue after a dangerous experience or when it has fought with another cat. This is an attempt by the animal to soothe its nerves by doing something natural and instinctive.
-The grizzly bear can run as fast as the average horse!!
-The female lion does more than 90% of the hunting while the male simply prefers to rest. !!
-A jellyfish is 95 percent water!
-At birth, a panda is smaller than a mouse and weighs about four ounces.
-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
-You blink over 10,000,000 times a year!
-Of all the words in the English language, the word ' set ' has the most definitions!
-Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed... or is that paws?!
-A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
-A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
-A cat's jaws cannot move sideways.
-More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
-"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
-The vocabulary of the average person consists of 5,000 to 6,000 words.
-No word in the English language rhymes with "month".
-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
-All polar bears are left handed.
-Ants don't sleep.
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:49:00 +0000
- SMS - A bit "Hi-Fi"
• friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx
• He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
• I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!
• I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
• I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead
• Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
• Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
• Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
• If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
• Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a p*n*s like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"
• My magical watch says you arent wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
• "r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day
• There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
• im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:48:00 +0000
- SMS - Friendz
• why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.
• On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here!
• stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end
• Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u!
• The years will come, the years will go, but with each 1 i wil always know, whichever way the road may bend, u wil always be my best friend.
• when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
• Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-
• The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
• A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!
• A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE. 'SAVES' U IN DA HEART. 'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.' SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART
• "In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."
• ur a mate wiv a heart of gold. how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet & true.1 in a million dats u
• A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill. anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart
• There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!
• Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true. that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.
• R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!
• A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!
• Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!
• Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.
• Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end. friends from da start.friends til da end!
• Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue, remember ill be there for u!
• Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
• Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
• If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man.
• Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on.
• Leave SOMETHING for friend..
Never Leave FRIEND for something..
coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u..
• If luck is a raindrop, I will send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.
• When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..
• Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
• Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!
• 1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.
• Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding.
• I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
• Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:46:00 +0000
- SMS - Life
• A smile is a curve that can. Straighten out a lot of things.
• Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly.
• da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream.
• It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not.
• Dont b afraid 2 expose urself. Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the right time, it might b 2 late!
• Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay.
• What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the person who makes you cry in the first place?
• You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more.
• 2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin beyond.2 let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u only want the best.
• If you are the flame you can't be burned.
• Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:46:00 +0000
- SMS - Reasons Y
• 4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
• 3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!
• Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!
• Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:45:00 +0000
- SMS - Newsflash
• NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the one off.
• *NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day! She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!
• *NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:44:00 +0000
- SMS - Wrong Person
• Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
• You're Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!
• Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!
• Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number!
• This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
• I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:43:00 +0000
- SMS - Word Games
• Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!
• Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
• This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
• Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
• if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!
• I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls can I have "U"?
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:42:00 +0000
- SMS - Humour
• Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!!
• Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all.
• A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
• At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on.
• The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
• i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again.
• Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text
• Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:36:00 +0000
- Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:32:00 +0000
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