One man takes on the world in an epic battle for truth and justice.
I got contacted by a guy via StumbleUpon, and turns out he's a conservative blogger with a site called the Tygrrrr Express. Writes pretty good (and funny) blogging dissertations ranging from politics to the NFL from what I could tell, and according to his About page, blogging to him is a "shameless ploy to get what I really want, which is to be sandwiched between two hot republican Jewish brunettes."
Gee, and here I thought I was the only one with such a fantasy. :D
He's also in the running for the Blogger's Choice Awards for Best Political Blog, and amazingly enough he's actually ahead of Michelle Malkin, currently in fourth place. I'd be happy enough.....
Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:42:24 +0000
Ashley Madison is the premiere online dating agency of its kind designed for people in a relationship, either married or otherwise, who are interested in having romantic and intriguing experiences outside of their relationship...:wideeyed: Holy jumping jiminy jam jimbos...
Eventually I'm gonna have to do some redesigning to fix some of the rendering problems this blog has. The biggest issue is that I can't keep my footer under all three columns. As long as the middle column is longer than my sidebar, the issue won't present itself, but since some of my posts can be very short, that isn't always the case. The end result is that the footer gets snaked under the sidebars, crapping out the whole page. I've been able to workaround this issue by removing the sidebars from my single post pages, but eventually I need to find a better solution.
I've been looking around for blog design consultants willing to clean up this site, and found.....
Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:00:00 +0000
My blog is ruined.
I resisted for as long as I could, but I finally succumbed to the pinkness. Danielle at Pink Internet Marketing recently offered up a chance to win a Pink SEO Bear for bloggers everywhere, and being enticed by promises that the bear would help me get girls (not to mention the fact that I simply can't resist a cute face), I decided to enter as well. :blush:
But let's get one thing straight here. I HATE the color pink. HATE it, a'ight? I mean it's just sooo... well... pink. Me, I.....
Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:00:00 +0000
Had a bad dream last night.
I dreamt of having a chance encounter with the very comely Mary Katharine Ham, the conservative journalist and blogger from Townhall.com. We were inside the lobby of a museum, and I somehow managed to engage her in a conversation. Only problem was, I couldn't understand a word she was saying. My hearing aids completely failed to pick up her speech patterns, so I was left there to helpessly either nod while she talked or give blank stares. She quickly lost interest and blew me off, thinking I was a retard. All I could do was watch while she walked away, knowing I'd never be able to convince her.....
Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:00:00 +0000
Previously, I wrote a post pointing out several suspicious sites that were offering natural cures for shingles, GERD, ulcers and genital warts, all written by the same person. It was ranking pretty well on Google for about a week or so, and then suddenly my rankings vanished. I couldn't find it anywhere on Google, no matter how many different combinations of relevant keywords I used. Meanwhile this motherf-, excuse me, this dude continues to litter the first page search results for the same keywords.
Ahhh, Google, that ever eternal gatekeeper for quality content on the Internet. :eyeroll:
I'm just trying to do a good thing here, trying to help people avoid getting ripped off, and then these anal Googlie Wooglie fartbags had to go.....
Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:00:17 +0000
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Internet dating sites have now become a huge industry, with thousands of sites dedicated to either providing dating advice or dating related services. This particular industry though seems to be HIGHLY plagued by online dating sites that may in fact be craftily designed splogs (automated blogs created for the primary purpose of spamming visitors), and crooksters looking to score off your dating misery.
These type of sites can be very hard to detect sometimes, but if you have pretty good intuition, maybe you'll get a feeling like I do that something just seems to be a.....
Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:00:00 +0000
Using the awesome and very promising OIOPublisher Direct plugin, I can now sell ads and other services directly to potential advertisers without the need for a middle-man, which means I'll keep 100 percent of the profits I make. WOOOOO!!! :D I'm gonna be rich! Filthy, stinking, disgustingly rich out of my greedy butt, depraved mind! BOOYAH!!!!
Well maybe.
It'll be interesting to see how I fare with this, but at the very least I'll finally have total control over what gets placed on this blog. There's a lot of bad hojos and jojos out there looking to bam-bam your jam-jams with their scam-scams, and advertising networks like Google's.....
Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:00:18 +0000