Information about The Karl Miller Unofficial Fan Club (TKMUFC)!
Since it looks like Karl Miller will not be doing any Streams Of Consciousness shows in the near future and that Warp11 is becoming the hit band at warp speed, we will be closing down this site and recommend that you visit the Warp11BB for all your Karl Miller and Warp11 needs. It has been fun (although a bit expensive*)!
For all real purpose, this site is gone, but we are not sure when the content will no longer be readily available on the Internet. TKMUFC Store was closed on June 19, 2003. CafeStores will be handling all customer service and replacements or returns.
Live Long and Prosper!
The Karl Miller Unofficial Fan Club
*As we do not have decent paying jobs, we can't afford to continue this site. For what it costs to run the site, we could have given every visitor a copy of SMS and RA (ok, maybe not every visitor.)
PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.
The language created for the "Star Trek" TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.
"We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak," said Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human Services, which serves about 60,000 mental health clients.
Although created for works of fiction, Klingon was designed to have a consistent grammar, syntax and vocabulary.
And now Multnomah County research has found that many people -- and not just fans -- consider it a complete language.
"There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak," said the county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.
County officials said that obligates them to respond with a Klingon-English interpreter, putting the language of starship Enterprise officer Worf and other Klingon characters on a par with common languages such as Russian and Vietnamese, and less common tongues including Dari and Tongan.
With all the space seed Captain Kirk spread around the galaxy, it figured he'd eventually hear the phrase "semen-related lawsuit."
Click here for the story @ E! Online.
Monolith Press Announces Availability of Dancing Barefoot
Monolith Press is proud to announce the forthcoming release Wil Wheaton's first book, Dancing Barefoot.
Dancing Barefoot, described as genuinely astonishing," contains five short-but-true stories inspired by Wheaton's experiences as a Star Trek actor, husband, and stepfather.
Dancing Barefoot is exclusively available at monolithpress.com, with a street date of May 27, 2003, but is immediately available for pre-ordering.
Wil Wheaton is most noted for his roles in the movie "Stand By Me" and the television hit series "Star Trek: The Next Generation". Over 500,000 unique visitors a month read his weblog at wilwheaton.net.
About Monolith Press
Founded by Wil Wheaton, Monolith Press has many of the same goals as the larger publishing houses: educate, entertain and explore new talent. Monolith Press is dedicated to giving the unconventional artist a voice and a platform that is easily accessible by many.
Quality, not quantity, is our bottom line.
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One of our fans sent us this link to tide us over until Karl does another show...
(18 and over)
This is might be the last post for The Karl Miller Fan Club.
It was fun while it lasted.
We hope to see you @ the Warp 11 Live Shows...
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish!
Visit the following sites for the latest Karl Miller info...
http://www.SeriousMagic.com/soc.cfm
http://www.Warp11.com
http://www.Warp11bb.com
The KMUFC site and Store will might go offline by June 19, 2003.
CLEARANCE @ TKMUFC Store!
New Low Prices!

For those of you asking, we are coming back!
Sometime after the moon is dark, we will be back to posting on a more "normal" schedule... then again, if the Warp 11 shows keep getting better each time, we might just wander around waiting for the next performance.
After 2 albums with Warp 11, Karl Miller has decided that it is time to release a solo album.
"While Warp11 has been a great experience, I find myself restricted. I need to release my creative and sensitive side.", said Karl Miller during an exclusive interview with TKMUFC.
"We are all having fun playing our live gigs and working on the next album, but the Star Trek thing is too restrictive for my creativity. I want more! I have been working on my attempt to be on the next American Idol series as well as a unamed pilot for CBS/Endermol."
"While I hope everyone comes out to Warp 11's next gig's and to see me at NAB, I do hope they understand my need to release 'Karl Miller: The Manilow Years'."
"KM:TMY" should be available at Tower Records and Raley's/BelAir today.
There seems to be technical difficulties with the Warp11BB.com redirect to the ezBoard.
Here is a link directly to the Warp11 Bulletin Board at ezBoard:
http://pub21.ezboard.com/fwarp11bbfrm1
Seems to be fixed. http://www.Warp11BB.com
Warp 11 @ Voodoo Lounge SF
Thursday, April 3, 2003 @ 9pm
2937 Mission Street
San Francisco (Mission District)
415.285.3369
Also Operation Interstellar and Rabit Rat Fondue
$6 cover charge
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A couple days ago The Karl Miller Unofficial Fan Club received the following email:
Yesterday, The Karl Miller Unofficial Fan Club received a box in the mail (at our secret drop off.) Our mail drop guy (also the guy who runs the website as well as our offiical taste tester) opened the box and found found a bucket containing a couple bottles of Raging Cow! A bottle of Piña Colada Chaos and Chocolate Insanity! [as well as a note "Serve Cold!"] Well, they were put into the fridge and this morning while running out the door, our taste-tester grabbed the bottle of Chocolate Insanity and our first report was "Moo!" (Click here for the audio) Our taste-tester gave it two hooves up. Now we just sit back and wait for it to be available at a 7-11 near us (and you.) UPDATE: This month Raging Cow is available in Colorado Springs and Denver, Colorado; Austin and Dallas, Texas; and Los Angeles and San Diego, California. In April it will be available in select cities in Arizona, California, Colorado, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, Texas, West Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming. No word if the Sacramento area is a "select city" in California. Nationwide availability is expected shortly thereafter. Look for Raging Cow in the Dairy Case of your 7-11. Raging Cow will be available in 14 oz. bottles. While it should be served cold, it can be transported without refridgeration and has a long shelf life. Raging Cow flavors are Piña Colada Chaos, Jamocha Frenzy, Berry Mixed Up, Chocolate Caramel Craze and Chocolate Insanity. |
(AP) Washington DC Friday, March 18, 2003 11:00 AM
President George Bush has made an announcement that we will not attack Iraq. The President has announced that as of today, he is agreeing that additional inspectors be deployed throughout the country of Iraq.
We will be sending 250,000 additional inspectors into Iraq. The additional inspectors will include: 24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division; 15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault); 15,000 members of the 82d Airborne Division; More than 5,000 members of the 4th armored division with their "M1-A1 all-terrain vehicles"; Additional U.S. Army personnel, as needed for inspections; A variety of U. S. Air Force personnel for aerial recon missions and other "surveillance" activities; A significant number of United States Marines to aid with inspections; United States Coast Guard personnel to inspect coastlines; An undisclosed number of Rangers, Green Berets, Navy SEALs, Recon Marines, Delta Force, and other Special Operations personnel to inspect Iraqi "hide-aways"; Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Enterprise; B52s, B1s and B2s will aid in uncovering previously hidden assets in underground storage areas.
The President stated: "With these additional inspectors, the inspections should be completed in a few weeks."
[We received this via email this morning and no it isn't a real story from Associated Press]