Beer, a computer, and an irritable monkey can be a very dangerous thing
RSS FEED IDEMS: CaptainMojo.com
- Huh?
This site is going on life support, while I figure out what I really want to do with it. In...
- Sweet Adeline
Cut this picture into you and me Burn it backwards kill this history Make it over make it stay away...
- You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too...
Ya, ya , ya. I know. Almost a whole month without a post. I suck. The spirit is willing, but...
- Traitor... Or Just A Schmuck?
Much has been made about the following Howard Dean quote during the dem debate:We need to remember that the enemy...
- Oy Vey...
Ladies and gentlemen, I present for your amusement and education, direct from my inbox, poorly conceived penis enlargement spam: I...
- Hypocritical Fucking Yuppies
Yes, friends, the people of Seattle have finally seen a tax they didnt like. I know, I cant believe it...
- Walkin The Line
Im not one to usually care when a celebrity bites it. Hell, Im usually rooting for disease and accident to...
- The Mythical Significance Of The Number 194
After slightly more than six months encamped in a desolate Unnamed Middle Eastern Country doing god knows what, our favorite...
- Not Dead. Really.
Between long-term drinking binges (a week of vacation with nothing to do does interesting things to a man's alcohol consumption)...
- Ahh, Califonia...
Arnahld is in, to everyone and no one's surprise. Expect pictures alleging Schwarzeneggers steroid use and gay porn roles to...
- Those filthy commie bastards!
The Guardian reports that Soviet agents attempted to kill John Wayne in the early 50s:Joseph Stalin ordered the KGB to...
- OK, I promised myself no more stupid tests,
But I just couldn't resist! Which Colossal Death Robot Are You? You are Optimus Prime! Vast, red and ready to...
- I think there'll be a wake at my apartment...
Did I say wake? I meant a small celebration. I know it's ungentlemanly to laugh at the newly dead, but...
- Blair's Speech
I'm finally getting around to watching Tony Blair's speech to congress from CSPANs stream. Fairly impressive. Sure there was plenty...
- Rejoice!
The new laptop arrived today! This is indeed a joyous event. Drunken, Lay-Z-Boy blogging will recommence shortly......